Once upon a time, there lived a kingdom called the Bright Candy Kingdom. In it lived a sweet little princess named Sugar. Sugar loved to bake. Her mean stepmother, the Chili Queen, who was forced to stay with Sugar in the kingdom, hated sweets and wanted everyone to eat spicy food instead.
Monthly Archives: September 2026
Five More Minutes
I opened my eyes.
found my brother mumbling to get up.
I jumped out of bed.
Then came
the monstrous thought of…
“Just five more minutes.”
Recipe for escaping an argument
Recipe for Escaping an Argument
Ingredients
- 1 dramatic sigh (Oscar-worthy)
- 2 fake nods (“Totally, absolutely, mmhmm.”)
- A sprinkle of humour
- 1 emergency distraction (cat video, sudden craving for snacks — use only in emergencies)
- Optional garnish: You suddenly remembered that you had homework.